So as we all know, we're going to die. Sorry about that. It's not my fault. But it's inevitable! The Mayans predicted it! Obviously they intentionally made their calendar end so that we would be warned about the end of the world. They were trying to save us. They clearly had some sort of psychic abilities that allowed them to see into the future and find out the exact date that the world is going to end. They are definitely, without a doubt, right. People these days are just in denial. We need to buy those expensive survival kits that will for sure save us while the Earth is destroyed by earthquakes, volcanoes, floods, etc. Food and blankets will totally make us immune to all the disasters.
So if the Mayans were so psychic, why aren't we? Technically, everyone has psychic abilities to some extent. But it's something that you need to work on and practice. Trust me, I've done a ton of research. Ever since I read Dark Visions by L.J. Smith, I've been obsessed with psychic abilities. Telepathy, telekinesis, clairvoyance, everything. One day, I'm going to be able to mentally communicate with others and move things with my mind. But that might be a little creepy. The mental communication part, not the moving things with my mind part. That would just be cool.
One day when I'm feeling creative, I'm going to cover a binder or folder with song quotes. It's too bad I'm not in choir because then it would sort of tie into the class. I'm not sure how a math teacher would react if I did that.
Okay, so I was watching Rachel vs. Guy Celebrity Cookoff on Food Network and one of the celebrities was Joey Fatone or something along those lines. I know his name was Joey. But I saw him and I was like, "OMG HE PLAYED THAT BASEBALL PLAYER GUY ON HANNAH MONTANA!!!" I was super excited. It's almost pathetic. Actually, it is pathetic. Not even almost. Especially since I've seen every single episode of Hannah Montana.
Not that I watch Disney Channel but...the new shows all suck. I'm just saying.
Some people have weird hobbies. Like collecting pink flamingos. I saw a yard one time that was completely covered in pink plastic flamingos. Like, 100 of them, I'm not even kidding. That's an addiction if I've ever seen one. And I haven't. But I've seen promos for My Strange Addiction on TLC.
You know how celebrities always have their perfume and nail polish (Justin Bieber) and clothing lines? Well, when I become a rich and famous actress (ha), I'm going to have my own line of hair care products. Shampoo, conditioner, hairspray, gel, shine spray, etc. And everything will smell like berries or citrus. Those are my favorite.
xoxo,
Trisha
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